New iPhone App orders up Hookers & Blow

July 20th, 2010 by roscoe p. goldchains

HAHAHAHA!!!  This is too funny not to post!

OK…  Earlier this year,  Apple bought out a small company that did some voice recognition technology and this is what came out: Siri.  It’s a voice activated personal assistant.  Download it… it’s awesome.  You find restaurants, make reservations, and even find some hookers and cocaine!  This app is a true personal assistant that does judge you some of the time… but won’t tell on you.

Awesome… now what about my damn BLOW?!?

fuckin’ a… of course!  the limo driver!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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iPhone 5 Sneak Peek

July 7th, 2010 by merritt

I’ll be camping out for this badboy!

hey… did you guys catch last weeks Edgeclub?

Guest mixes from Erland Oye & DJ Dara!

LINK

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Walmart in China

July 6th, 2010 by fidel cashflow

We all know traveling to your local Walmart can be a scary experience, but how about beyond the Great Wall?  I have no idea who took these photos, but they are awesome.  Here we go!!!

Crocodiles

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Bins o’ Rice

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Mixed Meats

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Orange Juice and Cooking Oil… what a combo pack!!!

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I Like Turtles

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I have no idea, but it’s time for a price Rollback!

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Walmart Brand Liquor ($.15)

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Rib Cages!

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Assorted Dry Reptiles

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Beautiful Boxes of Liquor

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Frogs

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Pig Faces

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Ducks

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Beef Granules

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A Large Selection of Chop Sticks to Eat it ALL!!!

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And Antibacterial Bikini Underwear for when your body revolts…

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DJ Merritt makes vol. 9 of the DC9er Mixtape Series

April 23rd, 2010 by merritt

The Dallas Observer’s Music Blog interviews me… Check it out HERE!

*UPDATE*  – the original hosting of the file had to be removed because it maxed out the Dallas Observer’s free account with Soundcloud…  now you can pass it along to everybody.  I paid for my account!

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Coma. vs. dj merritt – “Pants on the Ground” – the Dubstep remix

January 19th, 2010 by merritt

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ok ok… so i had my first ever dubstep gig last saturday night and if you know me, i always have to do something special.  I took a track from LA dubstep producer Coma. and tweaked it some for you to get your pants off the ground.

just have fun with it…

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DJ Merritt – Been A Long Time

November 17th, 2009 by merritt

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I’ve been hard at work in the studio messing around with some new gear. I picked up the AKAI APC40 and been cutting up tons of samples, loops, beats, accapellas, etc. For those of you around the clubs in the 90′s, this little sample should take you back. This is done 100% LIVE. I will be unleashing an entire set sometime soon. hope you dig!



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DJ Merritt presents EdgeCLUB 102 : 10.03.09 w/ Chicken Tetrazzini

October 4th, 2009 by merritt

Another great show… new LehtMoJoe, Chromeo, Phoenix, Metric, Simean Mobile Disco, Deadmau5, Caspa, Rabbit in the Moon, and an Hour 3 Late Night Guest Mix with Liquid Todd.

If Chicken Tetrazzini is on the menu, click on the youtube above and there is a link to download the song. :)

EdgeCLUB 102 Hour 1 | download

 

..::play it LOUD

EdgeCLUB 102 Hour 2 | download

 

..::play it LOUD

EdgeCLUB 102 Hour 3| download

 

..::play it LOUD

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Remember DJ Super Greg?

August 18th, 2009 by merritt

hahaha!  totally forgot about this!  this was the brainchild of some brilliant ad execs for Lee Jeans which culminated into a commercial of Super Greg vs Lee’s mascot, Buddy Lee.

Sacha Baron Cohen aka DJ Super Greg

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Quicktime Video: Da Number One

copy of the original site! (here)

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omg! The SUPER GROUP of breaks producers right here!

August 13th, 2009 by merritt

BreakBeats

Got this track here when Rennie Pilgrem, Elite Force, Adam Freeland, DJ Icey, Stanton Warriors, Meat Katie, Uberzone were all flatmates back in the day.  It’s a shame they all went off on their own seperate ways.  Rumor has it DJ Icey doesn’t courtesy flush.

NSBB.mp3

 

..::play it LOUD

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Christian Bale goes apeshit and it’s already remixed

February 3rd, 2009 by merritt

sorry… but i had to laugh!
lots of cuss words so be careful if you’re at work.  revolucian whipped this out fast.  LOL

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